Constantly Chasing the Words Around

rasec-wizzlbang:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

I’ve almost emptied one bag of candy corn and my breath smells like blood
I should stop now

Nevermind, the bag is empty
someone drive to california and take the other bag away from me before I open it

Finish them both.
We’ll die together.

I hope we share a dorm room in Hell, piles.
Please do not get semen on my candycorn.

danslegsareonfire:

maccasmiz:

the-infallible-empress:

molto-bene-sherlock:

Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…

The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.

AND THEN THERE’S HARRY

WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE

best post ever

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

—Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

(Source: swarthyvillain)

litlfrog:

getintherobot:

tickatocka:

i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap

image

is this live action cowboy bebop

the scales have fallen from my eyes

WHERE IS EDWARD?!

(Source: best-of-memes)

pissbl0g:

anemicshoe:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

so THAT’s how i Got The Autism

shit, man. all because of my fondness for cereal.

pissbl0g:

rotaesshinies:

sizvideos:

Video

Kitten got no time for your fear-mongering, peacock!

UGHHHH

cuuuuuuuute!!! 

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

(Source: unusualize)